Kinematoscope

A look at the taglines for this week's major releases. How do studios try to hook us when they only have a sentence?

Actual tagline: Someone is missing.

OR: Whatever happened to patient 67?

Some serious mystery for Leo and his patented face of seriousness. I hope that this film turns out to be more complex than DiCaprio turning out to be an inmate of the asylum he shows up to investigate, as the trailer seems to imply. I'm sure Marty knows we'd all expect that, anyway.

Only one wide release this week. Ah, February...