This Week In Actual Movie Taglines
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
10:00 AM
Labels: actual movie taglines , Green Zone , Our Family Wedding , Remember Me , She's Out Of My League , taglines , 0 comments
Labels: actual movie taglines , Green Zone , Our Family Wedding , Remember Me , She's Out Of My League , taglines , 0 comments
A look at the taglines for this week's major releases. How do studios try to hook us when they only have a sentence?
Green Zone
Actual tagline: Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller is done following orders
Three things I'm supposed to learn here: 1. Matt Damon plays a warrant officer named Roy Miller. 2. He's like, the best one there is. 3. Remember those orders you gave him? Not happening.
Also implied is 4. This is almost-but-not another Bourne movie.
Our Family Wedding
Actual tagline: To have and to hold... 'Til dads do us part.
It's a high-concept family comedy where two dads try to lay an old feud to rest as their children get married. One is played by Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker. The other is played by Carlos Mencia, without a doubt one of the worst human beings alive today. I'm going to go light something big on fire.
Remember Me
Actual tagline: Live In The Moments
From The Trailer: He broke the rules....He lost his way...Until the moment...He let someone in.
All of those things appear on the screen during that trailer, yet strangely not the word "Twilight." Also "breaking the rules" equals smoking in a non-smoking area. What a badass, you guys.
She's Out Of My League
Actual tagline: How Can A 10 Go For A 5? It'll All Add Up March 12
OR: When she's this hot, You get one shot.
Is this one of those general parody movies, but of Apatow films? Was the working title Shlubby Jew Scores Hot Chick Movie?
More terrible lines flash up there during the trailer Trailer, which has the distinction of finally killing Weezer for me. I gave them so many more chances, but that was it. Something snapped.
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