This Week In Actual Movie Taglines

Furry Vengeance

Actual tagline: He came. He saw. They conquered.

I wish there was a way to see exactly how many films have co-opted the "came, saw, conquered" bit for a bad slogan- 'cause I bet it's in the thousands.

I'm sure this movie tries its best to be cute- woodland creatures retaliate against a real estate developer seems like a solid idea, but I can't help but notice one of them is a freking bear. Bears get a very specific, messy type of vengeance that might buck a G rating.

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Actual tagline: Never Sleep Again.

OR: Welcome To Your New Nightmare.

Word is that Michael Bay and co. wanted to make this thoroughly unnecessary remake more scary by removing the campy humor of the original, AKA what made it great in the first place.

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