Kinematoscope

Actual tagline: It's The Coolest Job Ever

Is it? What does it pay? Do you get dental? Is there a Sorcerer's Apprentice Union? Are you forced to work with Nicolas Cage and then pretend in thousands of interviews that he's not absolutely insane?




Actual tagline: Your mind is the scene of the crime.

OR: The dream is real.

Sooooooo excited for this one. Totally seeing it at midnight tomorrow. You can plan ahead for my insanely bitter rant if it doesn't get nominated for Best Picture this year.