Kinematoscope

Just a quick note to say enjoy the dresses, awkward presentation banter, unnecessary Hugh Jackman dancing, and (hopefully) upsets in the next three hours.

I'll be keeping a running diary of thoughts and crass humor throughout the ceremony that I'll post tomorrow- liveblogging is so 2006, everybody.

So in the words of the best character in the best film of the year:

And here... we... go!